Let me tell you something about Jessi Slaughter. We were best friends on MySpace. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then on Facebook, I changed my relationship status to my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Twitter, and Jessi was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off videochat with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you message me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my tinychat, which was an all-Tumblr tinychat, I was like, “Jessi, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re nine.” I mean I couldn’t have a nine-year-old at my tinychat. There were gonna be Tumbloggers on their webcams. I mean, right? She was a NINE YEAR OLD. So then her dad made a youtube video and started yelling at us, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back to MySpace, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she has nudes out.
(via kerligirl13)
